So this wasn't the guy who "accidentally" shat all over you?

I have so many things that are "worthless" that would probably make me very, very sad to part with because of who gave them to me. Some were just off-hand silly vending-machine-type things (a penny run through one of those smashing machines that stamps a message on it, for example). Gifts that I've gotten from people…

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus , that saying is bizarre. It's the ONLY thing to which that sort of saying applies and has been adopted by the general public as some kind of fact. I wonder if it came out of some ad campaign in the 50s. 
So, it does a couple of things. It makes us believe that rings ought…

"Damn it! There are too many non-little bro asses in there! I can't jerk off to this! I'm writing a letter to Dan Savage!"

That's really horrible. I know too many people who have gotten terribly injured on Labor Day weekend… no wonder people are so anti-union here.

T.S. Eliot used it to refer to non-consensual sex between an adult and a minor:

Would it really take that long for the Air Force to get involved and get and E-3 or something similar in the air to take over for the control tower? I mean, it's Washington.

That was a cool story, bro.

IIRC the last reactor at Chernobyl was shut down a year or two ago (or is it still producing? I might be remembering this incorrectly). I can't believe they moved the plant to Russia just to make this film, though.

Try to catch the Alloy Orchestra. It's probably not the sort of orchestra you mean, but their shows are totally great. I saw the complete cut of Metropolis a year or so ago. The first one i saw was some old gangster flic (I wish I could remember the name and/or wasn't too lazy to google it); they were both pretty…

Or "Bubble Boy," one of the best commercials ever.

When they're in the car— you can't see it on the film, but Arkin is giving Harris a handjob.

He did, but they were gummie.

I'll admit that i had no idea where it started. Now that I know, I wish I didn't, because it makes it seem even more pointless than I had previously assumed.

Speaking of killing dogs, Michael Vick got his kids a dog.

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Yeah? You know what's risky? Letting your son go on that sales thing.

@avclub-8210173b51782dc7755ef71fc36d4197:disqus  - Damn it, I thought you were making a clever reference. It's driving me crazy because I can't remember it now, but there's a book I read several years ago, a memoir, and in it, the main character's friend read a book on Etruscan culture and, through a misunderstanding,…

Will I be able to follow it if I haven't seen the first two?

As long as it ends on a lingering low-angle closeup shot with the sun rising at his back, and triumphant orchestral music swelling as it fades to the closing credits.