@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus - I was traumatized by a phone magneto (it wasn't in the phone any more) in 8th grade. I went back into a storage room in shop class for some reason. And, there on the shelf, was a magnito. A generator with a geared up crank on it? How could I not give it a few turns?…