I love how often their "theories" rely on god trying to trick us. Why would he do that?

I love how often their "theories" rely on god trying to trick us. Why would he do that?

Is there a way to objectively separate "talent" from "fame"? They made a lot of money doing something that ostensibly requires talent; isn't that the only goal of these talent shows? To do what they did requires some kind of talent; maybe not talent as you know it. Not talent as you know it. shambles off on giant knees

Why wouldn't I click that link?

What is it about drugs that makes people compare themselves to tigers?

There's a bit lizard in their backyard (and you should see the way it shits).

There's a bit lizard in their backyard (and you should see the way it shits).

Another creep with a pretty woman fetish. Back into the closet with you!

Quit rewarding them! This is your fault!

I don't think I've ever seen an episode of AD with commercials— my first real exposure to it was on DVD. Okay, I think I saw one episode as it was broadcast and didn't see what the big deal was (seriously, trying to catch one episode in the middle of any season is a pretty bad way to get into the show). I think…

BOSOM EVILER!

lol!

And they don't even know what they believe in— I was reading a guy's blog and he was bitching about one company using it's position and power to muscle another company out. He lamented: "So much for a free market!" I responded that this sort of monopolistic practice is exactly what an absolutely "free market" would…

The jerk store called, but it was a wrong number. They were surprisingly polite about it, you know, being the jerk store and all.

Dogging on the music of the Christmas special? It's hard to know how to take the rest of it if he sees the music as a negative.

The Dentist's laugh in Toejam and Earl floored me when I first got zapped by him. Great stuff.

You also see it when he's running down the street breathing through his mouth. Fuck… that makes my eyes water.

He did a great ad for the senate race in Nebraska (for Bob Kerrey) where he did a "how to" for crumpling paper while someone else held up cards with his pro-Kerrey pitch. Pretty funny and bizarre. I can't believe that damn teabagger beat him. there were even a lot of Kerrey signs up in farm country. At least she…

Being Gary X is reward enough.

Once when I lost a molar as a kid, it broke apart; that affected my tooth-loss dreams, so instead of teeth falling out, the fragment and fill my mouth with splinters. Effing teeth.