Wow. I had that happen (a previous shit dentist filled a cavity before drilling it out completely) and couldn't open my left eye. my dentist drilled holes and lanced my gums to help it drain before he could send me to what turned out to be a root canal specialist. I was so terrified of the notion of a root canal (I…

Oh man, I'm at work and so I'm not going to click on those— not because I'm afraid that someone will see, but because I'm afraid I might dryheave or involuntarily squeal or yelp. Man… that episode.

Shut it down! Shut it down forever!

MacGruber!

I use my pressure cooker (or canner, if I wanted to use it for that, it's big) for almost everything I cook that can be reasonably cooked in one. I love it, and so should you… SO SHOULD ALL OF YOU!

This might actually be too future. 

Yay! We're all right (which is a weasily way to say that I was wrong)!

Yay! We're all right (which is a weasily way to say that I was wrong)!

Peein' in a Jug
Gettin' rest stop tugs
Mighta hit a man but didn't stop.

Hi, future me here. But yeah, bison is great. I've never smelled raw meat that really made me want to just dig in like raw bison does. I can't believe the whiteman slaughtered them all and just took the tongues. That was a waste.

That sounds great. Those are way better than they have any Earthly right to be.

"Girls in my basement!" 

I liked his cameo on Police Squad!; even then they were making jokes about his agelessness.

40 Metric First Dates.

40 Metric First Dates.

I'm not trying to be a smartass here, but all of those things would be corrected with the "make a better movie" qualifier. It will take new techniques, but I personally hate 24fps in the theater. The stuttering jitteriness of pans is irritating. I didn't see this in 48fps, but I'd like to. The fact that you can see…

I'm not trying to be a smartass here, but all of those things would be corrected with the "make a better movie" qualifier. It will take new techniques, but I personally hate 24fps in the theater. The stuttering jitteriness of pans is irritating. I didn't see this in 48fps, but I'd like to. The fact that you can see…

"Numb" was amazing and set the tone in such a jarring way. I mean, my parents have always been together and they've been stable and happy, but at the reprise of "No Children" at the end when Blaburta steps out of Orel's room and breaks down in the hall as Clay watches… it still chokes me up.

"Numb" was amazing and set the tone in such a jarring way. I mean, my parents have always been together and they've been stable and happy, but at the reprise of "No Children" at the end when Blaburta steps out of Orel's room and breaks down in the hall as Clay watches… it still chokes me up.

Finished it. Glad I didn't see this in the theater. As other people mention, the "certain set of skills" was great for an ad (and for a spoof using footage from Finding Nemo which is what made me finally want to get around to seeing this), but who would make that speech that right then? I assumed that it was going to…