Thirded! I've stopped visiting kinja sites (THAT'LL teach 'em). I really like some of their stuff, but watching them adopt that strange moralizing stance with the Hogan sex tape and Geithner expose, as if there exists in the world some sort of ethical imperative to post videos of semi-celebrities and wealthy people…

10) Introduce harrowing psychosexual conflict
11) Skittles
12) Two time machines (one is for Knuckles)

Good gawd, daddy LIKE that Zep cover. The sweet irony of Americans from the South appropriating a British band that made a career of appropriating the music of Americans from the South is not lost on daddy.

I keep buying these guys' albums, and they keep leaving me cold. I like 'em on paper, I like 'em in theory, and then I put on their music and… totally unmoved. They are clearly amazing musicians playing beautifully, but their tunes to me are just kinda interesting, in an abstract way, the way geometric shapes or…

I feel like a drip but I gotta ask: does no one else think "Video Games" is a killer single? Has this already been discussed elsewhere?

Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the song, and he sent it to me, and after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country & western song.

"(A)nd therefore never send to know for whom The Taco Bell bell tolls… it tolls for Cheese."

Somewhere, Le Corbusier straightens out his "$KILL$" diamond chain, takes a quick swig from a 40, grabs the mic, and takes the stage.

Maybe you're referring to the exquisite slap of one's own balls against a lover's perineum? Because I'm pretty sure the Community x-mas episode will be more like that.

Wait, Will Smith is in this?

Sho nuff, Henry. It seems like you've put this to bed already, but video game journalism is so bad it's almost insulting.

"Don't argue about life, you dull poof; you're only imitating art."

Funny you bring up Keri, because I was so taken with his stuff on Grantland that I read his book "The Extra 2%" on the Tampa Bay Rays' turnaround. Full disclosure here, I am a pathological Rays fan. Anyways, "2%" was a disappointment. It read like a detailed book report by a supremely intelligent 7th grader. Kinda…

Aw no way Gringo, Grantland brings out the "best" in Klosterman! If he can be convinced to train his mind-penis on anything other than his own mind (like, uh… sports) he's a hobo's D F Wallace. This is a good thing.

The weeping push is a sex move. It's my only sex move. Frankly, the term has no business being applied to music.

And the bears what was left were cloaked in acid-washed denim, and steely stones of rhine.

Baby loves my previously unreleased NMH tracks, streams them all day long.

good old Self coverin' "What a Fool Believes" by the Doobie Brothers. Amiright?! I mean, I'm not wrong, for fuck's sake, am I?

Amen LA, there I was ready to bestow the nippled tiara of "Sweetest Rack" on Katy Perry and she goes and drapes her mess in a Florida retention pond.