What about "Outpost"?

it. Or is it!

Or is : Sardines? Pretzels?

Pretzels? Sardines?

The OOC.

Wouldn't a star rating be better…

Dan Akroyd?

Amy good gorilla.

It looks like a young Russell Crowe mixed with Giovanni Ribisi.

Cool it Sanchez or you'll get a knuckle supper!

If that's how you treat your friends, imagine how you treat your enemies. Worse I expect!

Antonioni's The Passenger. Just watch it.

Boooooo!

I especially liked his lisp, which made everything seem so dramatic

May I suggest
Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins?
Superfluous colon? Check!
Ridiculous Quotes? Check!

Ator = Miles O'Keeffe

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

They're not really a mans eyes are they… more like a cockerels eyes embedded in a mans face!

Cool it Sanchez or you'll get a knuckle supper!

Have I got a Madea for you