Yes… "buy."

Yeah, with black jack and hookers!

Apparently, the Megaupload offices were pretty high tech. When the FBI got there, they went to the sign in computer in the lobby, tried to sign in, and were met with a screen that said, "Sorry, you're already shutting down another pirating website. Please wait 45 seconds. 44, 43, 42…."

I always get a kick out of the fact that Coppola directed Jack. Even funnier is the movie poster that says "Francis Ford Coppola's Jack" or "Francis Ford Coppola Presents Jack" or something along those lines. It's just so damn surreal. Every time my friends and I see a trailer for an inexplicably bad movie, we always…

Goddammit, this time Alex Rodriguez has just gone too far!

@avclub-0c898e44d210fe2d268f4ef11b19542d:disqus I just got the Wish In One Hand EP that includes the original version of "Teenage FBI." Wonderful stuff, right there.

Least essential Pollard album that's not named Relaxation Of The Asshole? The collaboration he did with Superchunk's Mac McCaughan under the name Go Back Snowball. That album should have been two planets colliding into each other, but it's really uninspired and uncharacteristically dreary. As a giant fan of both those…

@SpuriousGeorge:disqus On a good summer, I'll follow them to five or six different locations.

Are you familiar with my good friend, Mr. Magoo?

I imagine that, at some point in my life, I'm going to suffer a cerebral hemorrhage while listening to U2's "Beautiful Day" on my iPod.

Maybe if the world wasn't so fucking shitty and awful people wouldn't be trying to block all of their senses at all times of the day.

Turn that jungle music off! We ain't in Africa!

Meanwhile his credit rating has taken a significant, and completely unrelated, turn for the worse.

He is a real asshole. He sold Hank Kingsley a lemon!

@avclub-ff106e6c37bdf72c1903080b91d5b2c8:disqus Agreed. The closest thing the '00s had to a "revolution" was that new wave of garage rock that occurred around 2000 and 2001, but that never really went anywhere. The only bands that ended up getting really huge were The Strokes, The White Stripes, and The Hives. One of…

The most popular dating site… FOR NOW!

There is no place left in this world for a man such as myself who sincerely enjoys listening to KISS.

I, too, schedule my emissions for Tuesdays and Fridays.

The funny thing about Armond White is that he actually makes a lot of insightful comments about the movies he reviews, it's just that he's so hellbent on going against the grain when it comes to a general consensus that he just comes off looking like a rabid dog. In a lot of ways he reminds of Ray Carney, who I also…

I wasn't very clear, but my comment doesn't necessarily only pertain to films. The fact that the Twilight books outsell every other novel ever written is absolutely abhorrent. People just eat shit up in whatever medium they can get it in.