See, I think the exact opposite about Harry Potter. I didn't find them ambitious, I actually found them to be oddly mechanical and lifeless affairs. It's kind of weird that they didn't go more balls out rather than keep them fairly straightforward since the name alone would have sold those movies, but I guess that's a…

This past weekend I watched the Lord Of The Rings trilogy for the first time since they were originally released, and it pains me to realize that a time when a motion picture phenomenon could actually also be good wasn't that long ago. What the fuck happened in the last ten years that made people only like shit?

Just like the paid Hulu!

Yeah I know they ordered 22, but I've been under the impression that they would be intended for this Spring and the back half of 2013. You know, like how FOX jerks around American Dad's schedule and only airs new episodes during the Fall. I sure hope I'm wrong, I'd love it to be a permanent part of Sunday nights.

I have never seen anybody compare Napoleon Dynamite to Gummo. For that, you get a like.

Which scenario would involve Bob's Burgers having a Fall premiere? Because I would like that, rather than Bob's being a Spring only affair.

"Only" the producer. Gotta laugh at that, as if a producer isn't one of the main people involved with the creative direction of any given project.

Cumstained.

I don't know why I know this, but he did indeed direct the pilot episode, although he had nothing else to do with the series.

Who in their right mind would give Kevin Smith a fucking TV show? Oh, right, we're talking about AMC here. I'll show myself out.

I like Workaholics. Oh, hey, there's a door! I'll show myself through it.

Oh lord, do I hate these people. The same folks who see Adam Sandler movies and say, "Oh so what if it's not Oscar caliber material, I think it's funny, and blah blah blah I'm a fucking moron." I do not understand why so many people unquestioningly hand over their money to be insulted.

So thinking Jerry Lewis is funny is an ironic thing now? I can't keep up with this fucking shit.

Lisa Lampinelli would be funnier if she didn't talk. Period.

Life is a never ending abyss of despair and loneliness. It knows not the restrictions of past, present, nor future. It moves swiftly and unobstructed by the man made construct of time.

Ugh, I listened to Swedish Fucking Whatever for the first time after seeing them on the bill and having no goddamn idea who they were. What the fuck, 'Merica?

Gotta love the folder Jack was carrying. "The Maroney Hatred Report."

Hey, you, get your damn hands off her!

I don't know the science behind it, but fire made it good.

And, in typical Springfield fashion, everybody involved in the musical completely misses the point of the original play. "You can always depend on the kindness of strangers!" I always burst out laughing at that ending tune.