If Tree Of Life wins Best Picture, it will put a serious halt to my plans of bitching about how horrible the Best Picture winner is, as I have done almost every year since Crash won. I mean, I guess I COULD just keep bitching about Crash, as I am wont to do, but I need fresh bitching material.

"Hypothetically renew their services," meaning set up an RSS feed to a torrent site to automatically download the latest episodes of these shows.

I was furious the first time I got one of those discs with the extra features ripped out. What made it even worse was the menu for the extras just lead to a screen that said, "Buy the DVD to have access to all of this cool shit!" Why would they even put that there? If you're gonna take out the extra features, just…

"Seriously, what genius decided that WITHHOLDING product from consumers actually helped their business."

I really don't understand people who want to completely dismiss the fact that Roman Polanski raped a 13 year old just because he makes good movies. I like O'lympia, but Leni Riefenstahl was a fucking monster.

It wasn't "grope" grope.

As an NH resident, I would prefer if Santorum would get the fuck out of The Shire and go back to Mordor.

I only just discovered Numero Group this past year (I guess that's my pop culture discovery!), but The Complete Syl Johnson is an incredible package that I'd highly recommend. The best thing I've heard from the label so far, though, is that Antena album. Camino Del Sol rocks out loud.

Especially you! I'm gonna punch you the deadest of all.

Lynne Ramsay rules. If you own the Ratcatcher Criterion disc and have never watched any of her short films, put it in and watch Gasman immediately. One of the best shorts ever made, I'd even argue one of the best films ever made.

Good lord, this shit is back? Is this season being produced for the sole reason of letting Beavis and Butthead make fun of it?

Well, in the past week I lost two jobs, so I have a lot of time on my hands.

Is it okay if I hate them because I think they're third-rate folkster pieces of shit who make music for idiots? This country has Lambchop, arguably the best folk band on the planet, but most people would rather listen to this soft, friendly shit. Fuck this world.

They are everything that is wrong with what most people think indie rock is.

Avatar.

No… Yes.

It's only a matter of time before the Newswire starts to reflect that Patton Oswalt bit where he says Paris Hilton should get AIDS and die. And that prospect excites me, because while snark is good, it has nothing in pure, unadulterated hatred for everything and everyone.

It looks like somebody got out of control with the luminosity settings in Photoshop.

I'd like to fuck her on the tennis court, if you catch my meaning!

I want to punch everybody in the face until they die.