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It just re-links to a blog called "Sexmantics." Lame.

Short Circuit 2, duh.

Well, I have heard that FX GOT DA MOVAYS.

They don't go to heaven where the angels fly. They go to a lake of fire and fry. See them again on the 4th of July.

I'll cop to enjoying the Austin Powers sequels.

Next up, Sylvester Stallone in, "Yo! Godot! I'm Waitin' Here."

Yes, this is more like hate fucking.

So does that mean Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" has suddenly become a prophetic depiction of a dystopian future?

Point: Akron-Canton.

"Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum/Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum/O' say can you see 'em"

"[She reiterates] her support of the Texas congressman "because he believes in less government and letting the people (all of us) make the decisions and mold our country."

"wtf is wrong with my mind?"

Well, Kesha has no soul, so I guess this makes sense. Her music, in any sense of the word, does not rock.

This should be the only comment on the article. Too bad I ruined it!

He's gonna need a copy of the Oasis songbook to complete the facade.

I keep up with pop culture, but it's things like the new Mark Duplass movie or the upcoming Lambchop album. I have no idea what's going on with anything that's really popular. I just found out about Kreayshawn a few weeks ago and my head nearly caved in.

I could get angry about this like I normally do whenever one of these prefabricated, straight off the assembly line, piece of shit pop stars opens their fucking mouths and tries to pretend that they're contributing to the culture at large in a positive way, or I can just sigh and shake my head because I don't have the

I thought Space City Kicks was pretty good when it came out, but I haven't listened to it in a long time and I'm honestly struggling to remember much about it. I pretty much tossed it aside when Let It Beard came out.

Clerks does suck, though.

They're not doing a full season, so I guess that makes sense. When did production on this season start? October? Seems about right.