This is what gets politicians in trouble in America: not war crimes, not stolen elections, not collusion with totalitarian regimes, but threatening to put your peener where it oughtn't go.

Built to Spill's "Trimmed and Burning;" it's not just a solo, it's a second song within the song.

Does this make O'Reilly the last living member of the Senior Citizens' Spur Posse?

But, damn it, why couldn't one of those recordings have been the soundtrack to the Cleopatra rock opera directed by Steven Soderbergh?!

The story as I've learned it is Ocase wouldn't allow drinking during the recording of Do The Collapse. To make up, the band got high.

No embarrassing Christmas album, no embarrassing Christian album, and made listenable music during the 1980s.

NOW I KNOW WHY HE WAS CHOKIN' NOW I KNOW WHY HE WAS CHOKIN' NOW I KNOW WHY HE WAS CHOKIN'

So, when's the Roger Ailes Graveside Urinal's grand opening?

"Bin Laden determined…"

If you look at the case of Ken Blackwell in Ohio at that time, you may come to the conclusion that the American people didn't elect him then, either.

We do have the phrase "criminal negligence" for a reason, and consider this was Dubya's second worst act of criminal negligence.

These guys need to play a festival with the McDonald's metal novelty band called, "GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? GET IT?"

Generally? Now?! Are you new to this here Internet?

I don't see why not. There are grown-up pedophiles and simpletons, right?

Of course something reliant on mushrooms is named after Radiohead.

This is supposed to be fun?! For whom?!

For the guy whose bread was initially buttered mocking Indiana, the Alabama of the Midwest.

How resourceful to recycle Awesome Kong's old ring gear for Kalisto!

There's a good movie in Suicide Squad, but it's the Enchantress storyline, which takes a far back seat to Shuck-N-Jive Croc and Hot Topic Joker.

Miz has proven over the years to be as good as the partner carrying him: Jericho, Sandow, Morrison.