Also: "…the taunts of Adam's new girlfriend."

I thought I told you…
…TO FACE THE GODDAMNED WALL!!!

And it'll be a good movie. A REAL good movie!

God could have said…
…I am King Shit of Splash Mountain. Why would you fuck with Me?

Will RataTWOille be next in development?

Only one colon, but three em dashes.

Sigh…
RIP and WAUUUUUUUUGH!

Anything that gives Emily Perkins a steady gig is aces with me.

I wonder
…am I the only person who looks at that photo and is reminded of A CLOCKWORK ORANGE for some reason? The guy on the far right (the drummer if I recall correctly) looks like he just wants to find someone to beat the shit out of.

STAAAAAAAY
STAAAAY AWAAAAAY-yeah
STAAAAY AWAAAAAY-yeah
STAAAAY AWAAAAAY-yeah

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Oh-kay then
"Perez Hilton picked up on it and turned it into a story about how Ebert was behaving 'insensitively.'"

@Chris: Yeah, "Revelation of the Daleks" would have been the last episode to include filming.

Yeah
Hungry Hungry City Editors is my favorite board game.

Thought about it, and I still think his critical rep has a good chance of holding up.

Yeah, and you don't know the difference between a metaphor and a simile. Your point?

@TMSP, it floated with God's own buoyancy.

well then
"…because those brutal crimes so rarely involve the devil's cleavage."

…you mean GAME OF THRONES isn't a reality show?

Keith Phipps: "I got some troll on my ass tellin' me you're usin' too many colons! You better stop that nonsense or you're gonna end up hangin' out with Lenny Pierce!"