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Fans of Boards of Canada have sex in a beautiful place out in the country.

Fans of LaTour are still having sex.

About half.

The Fighta
The film starts in '93 and I don't think it's actually stated how much time passes over the course of the film, but I figured about four years.

Albums recorded by Lord Buckley = 15 (at least)

Neither. He died of shame.

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"Kelly Reichardt's astonishing new film…adopts…dubious intent…Reichard again…surrounds…her ensemble…with…evil…Meek's Cutoff is excruciating…adopting a pace that's…endless."

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"There's no shortage of…action…and…unconventional…raw escapism…Wright…will stop at nothing to…recall…classic films like…The…[B]eyond…Hanna is…exciting and handled with great aplomb."

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"Russell Brand steps into the role of…his…career…[H]e can…command a front-and-center role…ARTHUR…is the best…contemporary rom-com[.]"

"…director David Gordon Green once aspired…to jerk off…Rasmus Hardiker."

You may want to think twice about that. Rebecca Black is going to be in COLONOSCOPY: 3D.

Um?
"…the awards for hard rock and metal have now been combined…"

It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!

Howard the Duck…
…Master of Wakfu?

@Mike: "Good metaphor this is"

Ah, yes
"Now you have fucked up, Steve" shall join "Beady Eye music, mate" in the Great Hall of Things that Never Quite Made It as Memes.

Wow
And I thought WAREHOUSE 13 was bad.

@RB: "He's not this stupid. He's much, much stupider."

Law degree
I totally want a law degree now, just so I can cite "Shit v. Get off the Pot."

Mildred Pierce
is actually one of my favorite songs on GOO.