"Didn't the AV Club just do a big article on people who hate fun, or whatever? How could this movie not be exactly that?"

Looking forward to this
I am keenly interested to find out if Dushku's attempts to carry a comedy will fail as resoundingly as her attempts to carry a drama.

Robo Shore
Jersey Shore robots might be the best idea ever.

and yet
This is not the dumbest idea Richard Rubenstein ever had (that would be the R-rated version of DAWN OF THE DEAD).

You know what?
I think I need an intern. I'm taking applications now.

This thread has every convenience. It's gonna make life easy for me.

* the only thing "Hot N Cold" and crack have in common

"'Hot N Cold' was addictive like crack"

It'll star Tera Patrick.

I'm sending them my Peter Pan crossover episode: Terra Never.

They're going to run re-branded PRIMEVAL episodes.

I'd go back in time to kill this one and save FRINGE, actually.

LOST does seem to be a TV show in the alt, though. One of the season 2 midseason episodes—I don't remember which one—featured a brief TV transmission, including a clip from a cut scene from LOST's S1 finale (the Oceanic pilot talking to Claire).

I gotta say it
Beady Eye music, mate.

Actually, I'll gladly take Ned's over every other band on that list save for Ride.

Between "Me doesn't want to sit twiddling me thumbs for five years, either" and "Oasis,Noel,Oasis,Noel,Oasis,Noel,Oasis,Oasis,Oasis,Oasis,Noel, and Oasis," this is turning into the NIGHTLINE sketch from the SNL that Steve Forbes hosted.

Am I the only person who didn't imagine him saying that in a Cookie Monster style voice (with apologies to the actual Cookie Monster)?

Hypnosis.

I wanna know
Is this episode called "Uneasy Lies the Head" or "Uneasy Lies the Crown"?

I'm gonna demand sandwiches and handjobs
Any takers?