@Murray: "Fuck fuck fuck bugger bugger shit fuck damn bugger fanny, and tits."

Two words: Charlie Sheen.

Actually, as mentioned below (or above, depending on how you're sorting), "Chaim" and "Charles" do not appear to be related.

According to Wikipedia: "Charles is a given name for males, and has its origins in the Common Germanic term Churl, where it originally was used to indicate a free man, but not one belonging to the nobility."

Honestly
I think THREE HALVES OF A MAN has potential.

Jonno?
You mean the guy from Sigur Ros directed a porno?

Um…narp?

Eminem and Kanye define my dislike of Eminem and Kanye, and I'm vocal about it, so yeah, I guess.

Sean Maher has charisma?

Counterpoint: Predator.

Who is Deerhunter and how did they manage to beat Bieber for a Grammy?

You know…
…from what I've heard about Arcade Fire I doubt I'd like them, and I keep hearing that Win Butler is an enormous asshole, but I'm okay with anything that keeps Lady Gaga, Katy Perry or Eminem from winning a Grammy.

I watched FEAR DOT COM.

Astonishing!
"Fred Astaire and his choreographer partner Hermes Pan…"

@Sean: I apologize if I came off as self-righteous; that wasn't the intention, and I do understand you weren't trying to deflect the blame. I just thought it was an inaccurate phrasing, is all. Happens sometimes.

Um
"Her buxom frame developed early, leading to frequent harassment and, eventually, Satana being gang raped at the age of nine."

Y'know
I guess her music's okay, but I barely care about my own pubes. Why should I want to hear her sing about hers?

My inner pedant wishes to inform you that pedophiles are no more likely to be okay with teen sex than anyone else, as they do not wish to have sex with teens. They wish to have sex with pre-teens.

There's no numbered list!
(Well, except for the tracklist.)

Why meh > hyperbole
Read the comments on the video game reviews. Particularly anything written by Scott Jones.