Who…
…is John Gart?

Yeah, but
What does it sound like when slowed down 800%?

@Pathetic: Didn't Charlie Brooker also write Dead Set?

Not every problem can be solved by a log-rolling contest!

"What is the movie's target audience, and how big is it?" is not the same question as "How many people are out there who play video games, read comic books and are into indie rock?" If this second question was compelling enough to sell an option, Questionable Content and Diesel Sweeties would have been adapted years…

Target audience
The questions I have to ask myself when it comes to Scott Pilgrim's apparent flop status are: what is the target audience for this movie? and is this target audience as large as Scott Pilgrim's existing fan base seems to believe it is? Even though I have zero interest in seeing it, I don't doubt that…

I don't.

That too.

Yes
But does it reveal that monsters lead such interething lives?

Truxton Spangler!
I was under the impression that Spangler asked Will to read off the name of the person who was calling him not because his eyes are failing him, but because he was drunk.

SPvtW fans will show it to their children, who won't understand any of it.

Yipes!

I could go on and on and on…
…but who cares?

Hey wait
Does this mean we're finally going to get the Jokey Van Manboobs biopic they've been talking about for years?

Huh?
I thought conservatives believe there is no such thing as society?

I thought Michael Cera was good in that one movie where he played an awkward teenager.

Original?
Pbbbbbbblease, Eddie…her music is typical club fare and her fashion sense is Madonna + Elton John + Freddie Mercury + Peaches.

I only got two hours of sleep last night
That could be why I read it as Witherspoon and Ephron developing a Leggy Pee biopic.

A.O. Scott biopic starring Wayne Knight.

I could go on and on and on…
…but who cares?