I like to believe that Weezer ended

Problem #15: Trying to get back to the Island after having been banished. Suge Knight moved it again.

Actually, now I want a GtG on transmission repair.

Gotta be unobtanium.

"Then The Beatles ruined it for everyone…"
Sam, you're turning into Jim DeRogatis. Stop it.

Can we please…
…have a few sports-related Gateways? Not that I want to get into sports, I'm just irritated that "sports geek" has not entered the popular vernacular and I'd like that changed.

It all depends…
…on one thing: which up-and-coming actress do you most want to hear utter the immortal phrase "Kalle Fucking Blomkvist"?

Swear to God
God said, "I am the light of the world." Now, He could have easily have said, "I am King Scott of Script Mountain. Why would you fuck with Me?"

As someone who often hangs around with TGWTG's older brother on Thursdays, I make it a point never to visit the site. Don't want him to get a swelled head.

Okay, I'll admit I don't really understand.

Fuckin' percentages! How do they…oh, never mind.

I've decided that Lost ended with

I could go on and on and on…
…but who cares?

Yeah baby
I'm totally up for this.

You mean the Asylum is now mockbusting Solondz films?

Well, I could go on and on and on…
…but who cares?

I assume…
…that I'm not alone in being surprised at this news, on the grounds that I had assumed that he was already dead?

Cool
I'm glad that Bethany Cosentino is out there writing songs about the important things in life, the things that matter.

Ouch. Double not intended.

I don't get it
I honestly do not understand all the hatred directed at Gwyneth Paltrow. Seriously? Would someone explain it to me? She seems like a decent actress, so it can't be that. Is it that she's weird? (She doesn't seem much weirder than many people the AVC seems to approve of, such as, say, Beck.) Is it that…