I don't get it
I honestly do not understand all the hatred directed at Gwyneth Paltrow. Seriously? Would someone explain it to me? She seems like a decent actress, so it can't be that. Is it that she's weird? (She doesn't seem much weirder than many people the AVC seems to approve of, such as, say, Beck.) Is it that…

Is there anyone out there we want to die? We can team them up with John Landis…

Ah ha ha!
We are friends again.

There's only one thing I can say about this
Kalle Fucking Blomqvist.

To be honest
I'm more intrigued by the prodspect of domed fictional couples.

@Gravy: If you and I are thinking of the same AVC interview, the one from 2001 I'm looking at right now, I see nothing that states they didn't use the script he supplied. He gives one example of interference by the director, and that's it. As Whedon tells it, Jeunet wanted a specific thing to happen, so Whedon wrote…

Sorta-kinda-sorta, but I wanna see it as a musical.

Broadway show?
Did you say Broadway show?

I wanna know
How is Lee Hall going to shoehorn this into his schedule, considering he's also working on The Wall: The Broadway Musical with Roger Waters?

Technically speaking, Loney, the existence of Serenity is pretty much dependent on the existence of Firefly…which means it probably wouldn't have ever existed if he'd never made a single TV series…which means you're handing off the Avengers to the screenwriter of Titan AE and Alien Resurrection. Not the best way to…

"People who think that album is an unlistenable mess forgot what it was like to listen to the Use Your Illusions."

Ah yes
Chinese Democracy: an album so bad only Chuck Klosterman liked it.

I'm only seeing this
If it stars Woody Woodpecker's nephew and niece, Knothead and Splinter.

It takes a mad scientist to make mad brand science.

Okay, so I would totally pay to see Bay do the "we are friends again" dance with Megan Fox.

The Cure
1, 7, 9, 11: booze; 2-4, 8: downers; 5, 6, 10: acid; 12, 13: shit.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck the rest of you."
—My friend Rob, 1991 (I think)

The only way I pay to see this is if someone assures me that Cage drags Baruchel down to the sidewalk and beats him until he (facial tic, facial tic) PISSES! BLOOD!

Day of the Dead.

I will not watch this…
…unless they cast Donald Glover as Oprah.