Steppin into heaven
I want to leave this world laughing. R. Kelly just seems like the obvious choice.

Ya mommas got a peg leg with a kickstand.

Riding the bus with the Quaids

The Millionaire Matchmaker
According to that beast Randy Quaid gives the best head. Just wanted to throw that out there. I guess Madonna and Jennifer Grey really missed out on the ultimate fuck fest.

Don't forget "Chachi". Actually, does anyone refer to an Italian as a "Chachi"? In my racist, suburban, hometown we had a name for every race. Just one of the many, many reasons to avoid Alberta at all cost.

It's bad luck just seein a thing like that.