He was married to someone named Xenia for a while, so he's all right by me.

I just hope you're not passé as shit and jerking it to the 1812 Overture or anything.

Also, I could listen to PFT and Scott shoot the shit for ages, which works out pretty well considering he's on like every other episode. They've got a fantastic rapport.

Usually there's two guests, the first appearing as themselves in the first act, and Scott will interview them semi-seriously based on how much the guest feels like noodling. Second act, second guest(s) pop in with wacky character. Then there's fun and games.

Also, that sounds like such a backhanded compliment of the show, but I mean, I don't just turn to the podcast for convenience. When I'm seeking out entertainment, those are the kind of laffs I very often, genuinely want first. The fact that it's just auditory/facilitates multitasking is just icing.

Well, I suppose a lot of it depends on your tolerance for comedic noodling (sometimes known as "improvisation"), as well as Scott Aukerman's character. I'm not sure but it never seemed like you were much of an improv person. Sometimes, a thing just don't tickle! That's okay!

Eesh, condos. Go see the worrrrld! Are you going to France?

I did! I thought she was a SHINING BEACON in it.

T-O-M-A-T-O-S.COMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM for better-tasting fresh veggies!

Today's Comedy Bang Bang was one of my favorites of the year to date. I'm always delighted to see Paul F. Tompkins as a guest, but was less excited about Matt Gourley since I don't really know who he is. However, he turned out to be excellent and I wish he'd appear more often. He had great patter with Scott and Paul…

No, but it's on my list. I like that Greta Gerwig.

Stares impenetrably into the middle distance, smoldering, forgotten cigarette in hand

The farming's off to a really slow start because we had such a late spring. It was still freezing, or close to it, for days on end just a couple of weeks ago, and at the garden center where I also work, we had to either cover every plant with frost cloth or bring it inside. But last week we planted a bunch of…

G-g-g-g-ghost!

Ummmm…for some reason, Netflix sent me two movies, even though I have a one movie plan. Isn't that nuts?!?!??! (Edit: the movies are Tokyo Story and We Need To Talk About Kevin.)

One day I found this picture. I don't remember how I found this picture. But I looked right at it, and it looked right back at me. It emitted a faint whinny. I snapped my finger into a pointing gesture, and I said, "That's it. That's the avatar for me. That's my life. The dead plastic stare of a horse holding an…

About coming to Minnesota because ja, man, fireworks, also brings lots of your own liquor if you're gonna be here on a Sunday.

You're gonna have to bring your fireworks with you because Minnesota has no good fireworks!!!!

Welcome!

Maybe the world will end before the final run of episodes, and that WILL be the finale!!!