I think Minnesota's rollerblading is simply adorable. I imagine us all dusting off those old wheels — and our neon pink and green sportswear circa 1995 — and heading to the Metrodome in the off-season to skate in circles with our loved ones, which is the most wholesome family activity.

Well, to me and the slugs, but not ordinary people, Occam!
Not!
Ordinary!
People!
Directed by!
Robert!
Redford!

The thing I learned about you during our visit was that your taste in beer is 1000 times more sophisticated than your taste in food and I admire that.

Yay! If you like pizza, you should go to a place called Punch Pizza while you're there. And if you like plants and animals and free places, you can go to the Como Conservatory!

Please, that's a very personal question!

Most of them are in the fine capital city, St. Paul. Take your pick, ma'am:

High five, motherfucker.

I haven't seen all of Speed, and when I did, I was a child, so.

I was gonna say "It's actually not that cold!" but I live in Minnesota so that might not be a glowing endorsement.

I love Punch Pizza so much. Good choice, brother.

I feel like a fucking GHOUL for laughing at this as hard as I did.

I have never watched HIMYM before and I feel like I should be watching this. LET ME EAT YOUR SADNESS

Comedy Bang Bang spoiled The Crying Game for me in one of their glorious Time Bobby episodes.

I have seen exactly one of these! Diary of a Lost Girl! And I really liked it!

Yeah. The last commenter I saw didn't have but two teeth in his head. "Say, feller, are you a specter?" he said to me. "I surely aint," I said. "But I feel like one in this ghost town! What is this place anyway?" And then he said, "Well, I don't reckon it's no kind of town nohow. Back in the day, though, we used to…

I'm sorry. :(

Lolz

It sounds like you live in a magical place.

1. Yellow
2. circles!
3. florals!
4. Conspiracy Theories
5. The Simpsons
6. Lonely Souls, Twin Peaks
7. The Royal Tenenbaums
8. Ingmar Bergman
9. A Simple Twist of Fate
10. Pet Sounds
11. Bob Dylan
12. I Capture the Castle

I am famous for being painfully predictable.