True story, he actually said "hiiiiii." He is walking out of the room in shame as I relay this information.

your good beer taste has influenced this weekend, god bless you

while it is true we are adorable we are not among the pantheon of cz lovers but if you guys want to shower us with gifts I will set up a registry :) :) :)

well, affro got here late cuz he drove into a snowbank but he is fine and he brought 11 cases of fancy beer and he keeps hinting he is going to smuggle my cats back in the empty beer box and we have watched three movies and lots of community and are going to watch the oscars or try to and the pipes in my wall froze…

That guy ripped us off

To be fair, I don't think he really understood the assignment.

Yes!

Nary a one unless he's got some he's hiding

THANK YOU

Are they holding HIM hostage? You be the judge!

Some weirdo turned up for arts and crafts hour at my apartment
AMA

I actually did see this movie in the theater, you SORCERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5th grade, at the shitty one-screen theater in the shitty town of Jackson, MN at a shitty birthday party.

Still haven't seen any movies, probably won't see any until the Madison Film Festival which I keep forgetting I go to almost every year which should nullify my "I haven't seen a new movie in theaters since November 2011!!!" but this doesn't feel the same somehow even though they're real actual movies and everything.

The snow plow is my favorite sound! It means that help is on the way!

My dad didn't seem to think anything, judging by the blank stare he sported for most of the episode.

I say this as a lifelong "COKEHEAD," fuck Vanilla Coke.

I did not know that! I'll have to check it out.

If I would just listen to the Lake Wobegon monologue alone, which is perhaps the most-maligned segment but actually my favorite part, I think I'd like it a lot still today.

Well, the show is like eight hours long. Gets to be kind of unbearable.

So deliberate, yet so gentle! There are so many things wrapped up in that gesture. Why, I could watch it forever.