[CASUALLY FLIPS BLONDE HAIR OVER SHOULDER]

OH uhhhhhhhhh. Um.

My mom just said "bazinga" on Facebook and I don't know where else to turn.

Self-centeredly wishing you a happy North American time zone-centric birthday (sorry), hope it was a delight.

Literal LOL alert.

The mere memory of this movie makes me want to vomit in terror. Tense, I think I'm trying to say.

Ohhhh, boy, 16-year-old Maize is NOT gonna like his haul this year!!!!!

They showed this in our music class every year in elementary school; always something to look forward to. I think all us kids liked it a lot, and yeah, it had a sad ending, but more likely the motorcycle ride and treats in the North Pole and meeting Santa resonated more with us and kind of swept the BRUTAL PAIN of…

I always thought that the hind leg of a cat would be tender and delicious.

……….the Great Lakes are really neat!

…how much?

Mine was inspired by my love for the animated movie The Snowman and the account was made with the intention of leaving a single comment to that effect.

GOT AN ANCIENT ALIENS FAN IN HERE

1. A farm
2. 3
3. I have no horse in this race
4. Something simpering, no doubt
5. Sure
6. Roserannmarie
7. Jesus Christ, no. Now DON'T go all Twilight Zone-y on me and bless me with a Methusalehean long life filled with unending, debilitating pain and emotional isolation, you fuck.
8. Nei…ther.
9. Uh
10. No

BIRDIE HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BIRDIE. I hope you feasted on so much murder.

Mixing up affect/effect is a lexical error, not a grammatical one.

so i take it you didn't even bother to click the link? if so, how incurious.

Oh SBT, if only the immediate members of my family had the same moderate approach to smoking as you. She said, upon returning from a Friday night in the smoky lair that is her parents' house.

Why not? Everything is meaningless, anyway.

I'm learning how to be clean.