It's definitely a pain but I would love to still have access to scholarly journals. I wanted to look some stuff up the other day and thought maybe I could still access it through my college library login — I'm even still using my college email because MAN I'M STUCK IN THE PAST — but the internet gatekeepers were…

I don't remember the last time I washed my car. I barely take it in for routine maintenance; I'm not gonna have it LOOKING nice, too!!!

…How dare you.

Yeah, I could see I had upvoted it but it was still showing a downvote, too. Then I refreshed and the downvote seems to have disappeared. If only we could all simply refresh our horrible mistakes.

HERE'S THE HOW-DE-DO

I ACCIDENTALLY DOWNVOTED THIS WHY CAN'T I UNDO IT AND LIKE IT?

My young cat (I guess she's not a kitten anymore) farts a lot.

PEEVISH DIGRESSIVE COMMENT ALERT

The first thing that comes to mind is American Movie. I love those guys. I hope they're still out there following their dreams and shit.

SAME

This was my understanding too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

1. Spiders.
2. I DONE LOVE, MAN.
3. Paraphrase from Damsels in Distrust DISTRESS (EDITED FOR TYPO) which made me lul: "If they can't even destroy themselves, how are they going to educate America's youth?"
4. Yes. I enjoy it, but I'm also bad at it and must be drunk.
5. I've watched a lot of Passions, though nowhere near…

I give you all the snaps (ginger snaps?) for The Sweet Hereafter.

Same! Except for a night like two weeks ago where I went to bed at 8:45 and slept for like 12 hours.

ALL THE BEST TO YOU CRAZY LOVEBIRDS

HUG

AFFRO WAS IT YOU?

Hey commenter from two years ago, that's exactly who I thought that was until I read this review.

Wanna hear something precious? I watched Our Idiot Brother last night and thought Parker Posey was one of the sisters. I was only disavowed of this notion while skimming the AVC review and saw that Elizabeth Banks was in the cast. "Where was she?" I asked myself, preciously. Brown hair, yo.