Cat, please accept my hugs. And my cats' tender crackles of love.

I'm so sorry, Glaz. I hope she's okay.

I want to watch what the cool kids are watching.

600 ON THE NOSE. Because why not.

Capt. Blicero Oh sure, more basic fits, but that's just the thing, there is a preponderance of frills and modifications that really stick out from particular times that date them pretty damn fast. 
…And yeah, my current favorite pair of jeans is one of those dumbass pre-distressed ones, but there's like, one tiny,…

Today Maggie was meowing — crackling at me, really — at the same time as Gene Parmesan was making one of his trademark seamless appearances. For a second I thought that Lucille's delighted shriek was Maggie, and I was worried.

I know I shouldn't, but I can't help it sometimes.

I'm not sure what actual Hulk grammar should look like, but I've noticed from his earlier pieces to his later ones that his English has basically become entirely standard with the exception of referring to himself in the third person.

Last paragraph is like the story of my life.

They were talking about you on Minnesota Public Radio the other day. Kerri Miller went to Science Week and was talking to biologists specializing in arctic marine mammals. You make some really interesting clicking noises. And it turns out you're a real enigma! It's really difficult, among other things, to distinguish…

Man, jeans can age so fast. I've been rewatching the first run of AD these last few days and have been struck by how unfashionable some of the jeans look now. (This is mostly in some of Lindsay's more normal get-ups, the outfits that actually kind of passed as normal during a contemporary viewing, so like, 25% of…

Not even a Sierra Mist commercial?

Nothing fits in lady pockets, of course — uh, wink? — and sometimes they're NOT EVEN REAL. So I have a nice purse. I feel self-conscious about wearing it, though, because it feels too fancy walking around my dumb little town (everyone here is still stuck on fanny packs*) (*exaggeration**) (**is it?). When I go to the…

BOO

It probably evens out, though, because I can't remember Britta not liking Avatar but I just typed it based on "2009 blockbuster." Originally I guessed The Hurt Locker based on hers and Jeff's not-clearly-heard argument in Mixology in which he tells her that The Hurt Locker as a radio play would be a totally horrible…

46 on the first one. I kept trying to type "Baltic" into the Lukka question and getting disappointed. 
48 on the second. I have a bone to pick! I should have gotten 49. Or like a puff pastry in compensation. Because I kept typing "gay marriage" and it wouldn't accept it. Well…the first time I typed "gary marriage," but…

What a merry band of jackasses.

"Every afternoon, Stubbs drinks water out of a wineglass laden with catnip."

That's like everything I love.

Preceded by "my fist up your"?