This video is making me smile. (I kneeew like the first thing we saw was gonna be you all teary, but then, who didn't? ;) ;).) Oh, your cat had a mishap? This video has. It. All.

I wanna get in on this cage! I was so meh on that shit!

I'm really happy to see someone else embracing kettle corn.

DID YOU INVANDRARE THERE TOO? Do you like how grammatically that sentence doesn't really gel? And THAT'S RIGHT, you told me about your time there. 
But like, you're free to like, waltz right in, because of Europe and stuff, right? Europe. Sheesh. I had to cross a continent! Get on three airplanes! Fill out forms! Have…

I used to think maybe I'd get a memorial tattoo or maybe even a tattoo commemorating my deep and abiding love for my home state, but as time passes, the complete inability to set my mind on even really seriously thinking about a design dissuades me from actually committing to one. And the idea of putting some I care…

I shook his veep's hand!

I used to be a camper at a Christian camp! Like, three times over! And an attendee of "vacation" "bible" "school"!

Oh, but since it finally stopped snowing for five minutes the other week, it gave everything a chance to go batshit nuts with the pollen and I've just been scratching my eyes out for the last couple days, now that I finally get to work outside again.

Ha ha ha. The weather has long had me in a state of near-hysteria, with nervous titters and sobs just below the surface. It snowed yesterday. There's been a snowstorm, like, every week for the last month, and it was over a month ago that I stopped saying, huh, maybe this'll be the last one. It did finally get up into…

I've taken it many times over the  years and pretty consistently get IN-something. I find the test pretty frustrating, but whatever, they got the introvert part right.

The only episode I've caught live this season  is the balloon one. And I haven't seen the last two weeks' worth at all. Most of them time, I'd watch the episode later the night it aired, or maybe Friday. It's not that I don't care, it's just I…care less. And I've made a lot less time for personally fulfilling things…

Hot tub foot.

Affro and I liveblogged this one night. Affro gave it two and a half stars but I think secretly he gave it like a thousand.

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I HOPE SO. Today I was at my folks' watching some dumb shit about a president's book of secrets, and it must have been produced by the same people as AA because they did the endless series of dumb, leading questions just like on AA.

My dreams are just me walking on an infinite treadmill. It's actually the same as a regular treadmill which is the scariest of all.

We were having a snow storm this time last week. Today, it was upper 70s. It's been roooooooooooooough.

I should be somewhere on this list cuz remember when we read fan fiction out loud? That was fun.

Hello, mother. Hello, father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.

I've had this aching void in my soul for a couple weeks now and it turns out this is why!