Roobles, hi, hello, how are you?

Oh, you're making Cake Boss so angry.

"CITY FOLKS JUST DON'T GET IT"

The other week my friend (the one in Iowa) alerted me to the fact that there was a nearby SINGLES IN AGRICULTURE convention going on down there.

Yes.

I think you mean Scott Auxerman.

Hey could you go harass my downstairs neighbors while you're at it? They're being dickballs.

Not yeeeeeeet

I have Don's edition of The Inferno. Not quite the same phenomenon but HEY, STILL.

'MAD - m'n - Scott Aukerman

What the shiiiiit, Betty

My reaction exactly.

"Sexcula." Just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

I think he is an Ancient Alien.

Like…in a good way, right?

I totes woulda, but I had to Frajer last night! I'm going to rewatch it soon, though.

Easter is not a big deal at all in my immediate family, especially in recent years, but I thought my parents would at least be like, hey, why don't you come over and we'll feed you food and give you some candy. Because I was there yesterday morning and I saw the candy on the counter. And nobody said anything about…

Heeeeeyyyy I was just thinking about this movie the other day and how verily I did want to watch it again. I feel the same way.

My mom and I both love Rocky Horror and we've watched it together (think she gave me a copy for Christmas one year, actually) but yeah it can be a little awkward to watch in a spot or two.