I didn't realize never lobbing a joke at another woman, even when you are a comedian, fell under the purview of feminism.

That was a delight.

Have you come across the could care less/ couldn't care less divide in any of your Language Logging? It's some fascinating shit.

Wait a minute. If you're a person that watches Happy Endings, how can you be a person in Happy Endings?

For realsies. I'm having trouble even recalling some fairly major bits. Water-offa-duck syndrome, amirite?

SAMPLE LYRIC:

OH MY GOD, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO FIND THIS RANDOM SIGUR ROS SONG YOU LIKE? 
NEARLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, ISN'T IT? 
But I did it.

The story of my life is pretty much offbrand cereal. I think it was one of those things that vaguely bothered me as a kid, that I couldn't have the tasty cereal I wanted, but hey, at least I had some sugary crap. And then I had so fully absorbed the lesson that by the time I moved out I lived off of Marshmallow Mateys…

Here's an extreme opinion — knock knock: my fist up your balls!

WOWOWOW

It's not show talk I mind (obvs), it's people being assholes about it. There was some really annoying stuff there.

Oh, you!

But this is becoming a frustrating trend for me this season, the winking little "You guys already know what Community is, so let's just skip past that and make a humorous acknowledgment that we all saw it coming."

I like the slight menace with which that line is delivered.

Also, just because he has 15 paragraphs of text doesn't mean Todd's arguments are convincing or well-reasoned.

How the do you even know these things if you refuse to even figure out where he's coming from? Speaking of myopia, it's a little odd that you're out-of-hand dismissing someone else's reaction apparently because it differs from your own (correct, objective?) way of seeing things.

It's always nice to have just a few jangling around back there, right, in case you need an escape hatch out of your own life.

SSN

OK, but the new board is seriously giving me hives. We should talk a lot and make all the current conversation disappear.

Stop bitching about bitching about the show and let people discuss how they genuinely feel about the show, not how you want them to.