That sure gets the message across. I like it!!!

awww, my ASCII train art didn't turn out :( :( :(
watch this space for updates…

In these dark times let's remember God never closes a door without opening a window etc. etc. this too shall pass blah blah blah there is a season turn turn turn whatever.

For anyone who is sad about Valentine's Day, consider my next-door neighbor. Yesterday his girlfriend came home drunk and admitted that she'd been cheating on him. Then they got into a fight, she hit him, the police came, she's in the drunk tank and might be going to jail soon, and one or both of them will now be…

As per glaz's request, A FEW PAINTBALLS MORE

Well, you know Nicholas Sparks did reinvent the genre. No one else is producing vapid, soulless, badly-written romances like him, if you overlook the hundreds if not thousands of authors who are doing exactly the same thing, anyway.

…I want to go on for about another hour, but I thought more than ten might be greedy.

Okay, off the top of my head and sorry for any repeats:

Canadians are clean-living, though! Uniformly! Right? :(

Iiiick.

I haven't even heard of this Harlem Shake business until just now and I'm not even going to Google it. I'm going to see how long it takes for me to encounter it organically.

Awww, that's so sweet. There's a good chance he'll die when that kid is a teenager, which is just what every child dreams of.

Don't You (Forglice About Glice)

I think I've agreed with him several times when he's not talking about "Cummunity."

So basically he'll give up farming?

cowardly farmer…on a quest to prove his manhood

I say we go for it the next time Todd tries to get us out of here.

Tony Cactus: too beautiful for this world.
edit: It was Cactus Tony, wasn't it.
HOW SHAMEFUL OF ME.

Intermittently watching Daily Grace, Hannah Hart and Mamrie Hart is like every other weekend for me since I first discovered the existence of Miss Grace (and re-discovered My Drunk Kitchen). Fun times.

Welcome to our cult!