Ha ha, yes — in fact, I am one of like three or four people who has ever cut my hair (none of them professionals). And I don't think I even look that crazy. I am thinking of giving myself a trim here soon, as a matter of fact.

Ha, glad I'm not the only one. I only recently started hitting some of those up for eye (60s eyes, what what) and hair tutorials, especially. My hair is getting really long and I don't know interesting things to do with it.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus Oh wow, I want.

On the topic of slightly unconventional colors, I have a few shades of pink and purplish eyeliner and eye shadow that I think I look kind of cool in but never quite have the courage to wear outside the house. Always afraid I look like I have pink eye infection (but hopefully a pretty one).

I found my Essie 'Merino Cool' nail polish (a kind of purplish-grey) which was missing for months! I made myself feel bad about that one for a while, because I normally don't buy any makeup item that costs more than $5 (cheap, and now broke) and now that my hours are severely reduced, I was shaking my head at my…

I don't understand that one at all. What the hell else is the appeal of a bowling alley?

4.23. I'm only marginally embarrassed to say that I know this number used to be lower (i.e. embarrassed at the fact that I knew it at all). Do I base my worth as a human being on this statistic? Only partially!

This is every right-thinking person's favorite Diaz!

Awww, Mikey!

I have been told I look like Maria Bamford and Kirsten Dunst. I imagine people are basing this on the hair.
As a baby, I WAS however the spitting image of then-babies the Olsen twins. Awwww, yeah.

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Son of a bitch, Stephen.

They may be fun and all, and even as a very foul person I get why people abstain, but there's no real replacement for swearing.

Don't die.

There are at least two ways two interpret this comment! At least two!

Sounds like he just got back from a tent revival.

I love Sloan too. I love how sweetly, obliviously earnest he is about the most trivial things — which is the majority of what he's concerned with when we see him — like when he's unfolding his video game upgrade dilemma to Ellen over drinks after Oliver's funeral.

I can't speak to anything that happened this season (I read last week's review because I'm a monster and I was curious) but let me be petty for a sec and say that I hate people who hate Pam.

Well, yeah, they're carnivorous hunters (which, okay, that was dumb; there aren't too many other kinds of hunters). Even if you have a fully indoor cat you know a psychotic killer is lurking within; just watch them play with some random flotsam one wild midnight. I know my two she-devils were quite adept in their…