Yis.

You can call the Corey hotline.

In celebration, here is a video of a pelican eating a pigeon.

But if your inclination is to read the newest comments first — and I don't think that's crazy out-there; some of us want to be IN THE MOMENT — then newest-first is your guy. You either read the threads from bottom to top, or you read them top-down and they sort themselves out fairly easily; they're usually not wildly…

You and Adventure Time can suck it! I voted for Breaking Bad.

The above text is unclickable and it tears me up inside.

Why don't you just kill all of us, Janine? Is that what this is about? An excuse to kill all of us?

I started watching Bob Burger's today! I'm in love with it! That's all I have to say. Other than that I want a burger.

POMEGRANATE SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IF WE JUST LIKE IT

Pharma:
Modern Apiculture

Dances with Alcohol
Intergalactic Yuletide Studies
Citizen Chang

Aerodynamics: 
I got nothing; I like "Emerging Topics in Bitches"

BSR: 
Simulation Simulation

201
Advanced Bluff Calling
202
The Etiology of Caring
Modern Perspectives on Teutonic Peoples

Lies. Everybody knows that anything banana-flavored is the bottom of the candy barrel.

She said she hoped that Jim Rash was the one who was the least like his character, and then the thing I mentioned above (or below). The rest of the cast was saying things though, things along the lines of "noooooooooo! whaaaaaaaaat!" so I kind of missed if she explained herself further.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MODERATOR
SHE WOULD BE SAD IF SOMEONE LIKE THE DEAN WERE OUT THERE?

There's a Gary for every occasion!

That's weird! I would be so flattered.