Oh my.

Happy…Bird-day, Birdie! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa ah haa….ha…ha…. Ha.

I did not eat cereal in bed, but rather a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which the kitten was aggressively trying to eat at the same time. I had to show her who the hell was boss by impressively nudging her weak 4-lb frame off of me using only my manly forearms.

I'm almost out of paint :(

Desperate for validation, huh

I hope that means we get to crack their heads open and feast on the goo inside. Because it is time.

BUT DID YOU SEE THE GORILLA

Alliteration is a type of rhyme! Hitler/hipster is also assonant, another type of rhyme.

Alliteration is a type of rhyme! Hitler/hipster is also assonant, another type of rhyme.

Are you around tonight? I am TCing it up. I will probably be around tomorrow, too!

I have to chime in with the below (above) comment and say AHAHAHAHAHA.

I was going to wait until I got paid to go to the grocery store, but I kind of ran out of food so I'm going today. Want me to pick anything up for you? I can leave it scattered in the wreckage of the shrubs and the out-of-control saplings down by the entryway. I trust you've noticed the cat that was standing sentry on…

Happy birthday to you and to @avclub-04e0ee7f57cb99fce8677b2f946c35af:disqus , you birthday-having kiddos!

I am watching this even though I have the real thing sitting in front of me. This is like the crazy cat person equivalent of that Kirk Cameron movie with the pornography addiction and the fire!!!!

Third weekend in new apartment. The people in the unit next to me have sex once a week. Or at least, I hear them, or more specifically the squeak of their squeaky-ass bed and creaky-ass floorboards in this old-ass building, once a week. They have it on a Saturday or a Friday night, usually beginning around 1 a.m. It…

NOVEMBER 17th, 2012

Are you going to do a sub-three hour marathon on either the Ryan scale or the real scale?

Only a kitten-sized dose!

I think my kitten is on a vision quest.

What is/are your favorite Simpsons episodes(s) and why?