If you were building a time capsule for little Rudiger Blicero II, what would you want to put in it? If you don't include a seed bank for many kinds of rare hot peppers, I will be disappointed.

@avclub-bc3e14e2ab565f7787d753233df681d1:disqus rubella5427?

DID SOMEONE DELIVER A PACKAGE FOR ME

I saw that on there earlier. But I won't watch it! I won't! I won't! You can't make me!

Yeah, I spaced out for a little while in the beginning when he came on, and  when I realized who it was, I like "That Watson?" and then, "He's still alive?"

The connection with the interviewee crapped out so you didn't get to hear a ton more about why we're all apparently getting dumber. What I took away from it: it's happening incredibly slowly, and it's happening because math. They didn't get into said math much.
I appreciate that there's a serious, scientific approach…

And Watson's a real Datsun. That is…he hasn't been relevant in decades due to Nissan's rebranding strategy, but he may  be coming to a showroom near you in 2014.

Maybe he's putting it all down in…a spreadsheet.

I love BJ. When I grow up I want to be just like her.

I actually kind of think of her more like the Pulp Fiction of people.

Today on Science Friday, Ira Flatow interviewed James Watson of Watson and Crick fame, and radio got a little too real. Hot tip of the day: if you slander a group of people; or if you find yourself embroiled in a decades-long controversy over the contributions of a now-dead woman to the work that made you famous and…

Don't feel bad; this will kick-start me making a series of smart choices that prevent me from getting cancer. You saved my life, @avclub-1881baeccb7399f3452cd7f37cdb2b29:disqus !

I was cool enough. Y'all are lame. Y'all force me to sober up and go work out.

He might have been onto something. But this is fucking Twilight we're talking about. 
Twi. Light.

@OccamsBlazer:disqus I will only accept that explanation if they are butchering the cows in the back of every In-N-Out.

Fer realz. They don't want us in their state, eating their hamburgers, because if we were there then it probably wouldn't be cool anymore anyway.

Same here, bro. HIGH FIVE

It's no Sorny, though!

Happy birthday, Loki! Your dear mother sure…gave birth to you…some years ago. Yeah! Snap!

Oh, like  that guy who turned into a bird because his mother was domineering.