Ohhh! Because it sounds like barely legal! I just got that.

C'mon, that's an Olympic sport around here.

Wow, that makes about as much sense as a "vegetarian vampire."

The thing is, there are many considerations in preparing compost, and figuring heavy human bodies into the mix further complicates things. I don't know that I would just bury a human corpse in the ground ASAP and be all, "voilà! compost!" which would perhaps be the smartest and most expedient thing to do from a serial…

At least she knows it's bad!

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He was trying to get us to listen to Bright Eyes earlier! The evidence couldn't be more damning. That man will be sporting an ironic mustache and a Golden Girls teeshirt before you can say "I was listening to them before they were cool."

Just keep drinking

It was great! We thought the microwave was broken, but it turns out it wasn't.

WHAT
THE
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Wow. That clip made me want to watch Ru Paul for realsies I think that's the only time anything on The Soup has prompted that reaction.

My overall collection is deficient, but I have a disc just of Halloween episodes!!!

Was it a magnificently-bearded man? I missed that….

The only thing enigmatic about her is that title.

Bracelets or pretty-shaved nethers?

It may very well be.

I forgot that Courtney Stodden and the old guy are on Couples Therapy already. I'm shocked, shocked!

That really was an Emmy-caliber show.

Oh no! Those suspenders will chafe his sensitive nipples!

Chevy, Jr….