Why didn't any of you guys tell me about Grumpy Cat?!?!!? THANKS ASSHOLES

I like the lyrics to his theme song. They let you know what you can expect, and that saves me a lot of time!

Happy birthday, Janine! Thanks for knowing more stuff about Minnesota than any reasonable non-Minnesotan should ever be expected to know.

Did he look like Cary Grant, Audrey Hepburn, or both? I know you said you didn't know how it worked, but I need to know!

Some women (and dudefolk) may find this hard to believe, but this is the first I am seeing a photo of the improbably-named Benedict Cumberbatch.

I'm dressed up as a filthy farm laborer.

Unfortunately, the only way I will be able to get my soul back is in pog form.

Yes, yes you should.

My dad's name is Kevin. He likes Community.

THAT GUEST LIKE WAS FROM ME
THANKS FOR LOGGING ME OUT PHONE

I didn't MEAN it when I said I'd sell my soul for a stable TC connection!!!

Are you suggesting my cats would turn on me? :( What have you heard? I knew I couldn't trust Bootsie.

I'M SORRY TC BRETHREN
PRAY FOR MY SOUL

Please, Semi! This is neither the time nor the place, you politicizing vulture.

Netflix's best guess for me on Peep Show: 4.5 stars. I will probably watch it this winter.

@HectorTheWellEndowed:disqus You know what else generates heat? A Non-Amorphophallus!

Hahaha, shapeless dick.

Can you ever really own a yay?

Why wouldn't you use it? You sincerely think they suck.

It's a scary, Pickle and Gastropub-filled world out there