I like that. It could be refreshingly juxtaposed with nostalgic vignettes at once sunny and ominous.

Let's stop short of a lynch mob.

You could at least come up with a zinger that isn't obviously demonstrably false! C'mon, lazy.

You could at least come up with a zinger that isn't obviously demonstrably false! C'mon, lazy.

TJENA TJENA TJENAAAAAAAAA

I herd* that Twin Peaks is premiering its third season in our collective imaginations in 1992!

@avclub-236e42b5af241c85d97910f5c1aa6107:disqus I was asking about the slavery/ethnic cleansing comparison, which seemed so specious as to not really warrant comment. But here goes: it is hard to point to anything remotely good in the foundation of either of those two practices when their nominal benefits necessitate…

She'd be better off up on her pedestal. Lady Liberty, you're so stoopid!

@roobs:disqus - Janine and Dave are from a weird, magic wonderland called "California" (do you know it?) where whimsy reigns and you go out for sandwiches and they give you lollipops, too. Dave and Janine met up at one such establishment and one of the lollipops wrappers simply wouldn't yield, so one or the other…

If someone has a better story than the lollipop thing, then the throne is theirs. Until then, long live Dave-Janine.

Your love is an iceberg.

So precious.

Not that salacious. More like the couple across from you on the train, and they just keep making out and giggling and feeding each other, like, Milk Duds. And you're like, oh look, someone left a six-day-old copy of the newspaper on the empty seat next to me. Guess I'll focus on that.

@avclub-236e42b5af241c85d97910f5c1aa6107:disqus Are you seriously comparing religious beliefs to slavery and ethnic cleansing, or am I tripping balls? Are you also suggesting that the only alternative attitude to "wipe out organized religion ASAP" is "whatever everyone thinks is totally okay; just look the other way"?

I'm sorry to hear you have lost some valuable stuff, but glad you and your family are alright! Stay safe!

Maybe next week W. will read the email from Abraham about how hard it is to stab his son to death because of all the bleeding heart "child welfare advocates" in this vile, bureaucratic society we live in who say you can't sacrifice your own child even if God Himself commands it of you!

Wow, it's amazing how cogently you have laid out so many arguments against a very clear target. If you  had a newsletter, I would subscribe to it!

Wow, it's amazing how cogently you have laid out so many arguments against a very clear target. If you  had a newsletter, I would subscribe to it!

I have never heard of salt beef, but here in the sticks, a lot of people also call "lunch" "dinner" and "dinner" "supper."

In "The Glorious Meeting of Two Worlds" news, Oppan Chomsky Style.