I had my Simpsonia all cued up before I read #6. When I saw it, I felt a little disappointed, and that was bad. But then I remembered we live in a world where nerds like us jostle over one another to work the Simpsons into conversation. That's good!

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but…there is.

Sure, but it doesn't have to. And some people just can't write sex at all, regardless of how big a floozy slutbag they are!

Sure, but it doesn't have to. And some people just can't write sex at all, regardless of how big a floozy slutbag they are!

I loved it. Granted, I saw it during my brief career as a college stoner, so that might have influenced my opinion, but I bet it would still hold up pretty well. I remember it being so spot-on on every rock movie cliche ever.

Lloyd, because of you, some crazy cat person in your life is going to have to adopt sixteen more cats to pick up the slack!

Forgive me, Father Mushroom, forgive me ple-e-e-ease!

;_;

P.S., there are not one, not two, but THREE billy goats gruff in the vicinity as we speak and the word on the street is that they are going to try to cross your bridge. Get ready.

P.S., there are not one, not two, but THREE billy goats gruff in the vicinity as we speak and the word on the street is that they are going to try to cross your bridge. Get ready.

I dunno, my impression is that there's something of a hairtrigger response to Dunham-related news, but it's not from nowhere. She has inspired some of the most hyperbolic shitstainery from some of our distinguished commenters.

You're goofy.

You're goofy.

Whether or not you're a virgin doesn't exactly make sex arcane and obscure. While it undoubtedly makes writing about it a bit more difficult, it's sort of a writer's job to dream shit up.

Whether or not you're a virgin doesn't exactly make sex arcane and obscure. While it undoubtedly makes writing about it a bit more difficult, it's sort of a writer's job to dream shit up.

Well, you live up to your name.

Well, you live up to your name.

@avclub-bc3e14e2ab565f7787d753233df681d1:disqus  - I'm not positive what happened, but I just assumed she got hit by a car; people drove likes maniacs on that street. Her body was on the strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street, and it looked like something was vaguely wrong with the side of her head; I…

Now, c'mon, Dave, that's inap —

Those are some righteous-sounding cats there. I like the names you picked out for many of them, too. I like giving my pets conventional human names if I get the chance, but Screaming Eagle is one of the more awesome names I ever did hear.