What about prickly pears? They're small. They have a huuuuge range.  We can even grow them here in Minnesota! (Three of them are actually native.)

I don't say this often, Eric, but dream a little smaller.

He probably used to eat bacon in front of them.

Well, fancy that. I saw old Floyd at the Minnesota State Fair this year and did not properly appreciate his presence in the UMN building. (Although I did give him more than a cursory glance and even got a picture, as he seemed the most interesting thing in the sports-dedicated portion of the building. Which comprises…

@avclub-eede55069a8d3430b54730901f49c230:disqus Everything about the mistaken identity B-plot felt like it was tapped from a lesser sitcom and the ha ha:ew ratio was way off. (FOR THE RECORD, I propose 2:1, but this was more like 1:4.) Britta's overall guilelessness was pretty cute but that was all I really liked…

Yeah, that's definitely interesting, but I don't really buy it either. As Freud said, sometimes a bad episode is just a bad episode. When the show wants to skewer the network or sitcom conventions, it can do so in a more pointed way, and like you imply here, intentional mediocrity does not seem  like something the…

This topic is inordinately fascinating to me, and I still make pedantic asshole comments about some of this stuff, but from a different perspective than the Certified Language Expert I was as a teenager on the internet (a title I earned because I read Eats, Shoots, and Leaves, lulz!). I could not grasp complexities…

I'm sorry, Janine. It's too late. The penalty is DEATH

What?

I saw it once last night during SNL.

And when you wake up
Barry Zito will be there
Staring at you

How…precious.

don't watch Vertigo Birdie! It's really boring!

It's okay to refer to its official English title when we're speaking English, dammit!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I'll be there! I'm thinking up some monkeyshines in advance.

Boo, day. Treat Tags right.

And with an ease that's simply blazing
You're ever-ready to call out PHRASING

I've enjoyed what I've seen as I've flipped through the channels. Probably watched about two episodes that way. I like it, but not enough to actively seek it out.

CRISIS ALERT