I don't really know why I would need to see anything else ever again, because this movie pretty much covered all the bases. I forgot to mention that I also really liked John Galt's "I'll be there" speech. ("Wherever there are self-important jags tired of living in a society that doesn't kiss their bloated assholes…

I like how Disqus almost always messes up your line breaks. It's very comforting because you expect it, but also, they're not messed up in quite the same way every time, so it's still interesting when you're going back to the comment to see what needs fixing and where. Variety!

Netflix is hiccuping and I can't search for anything on there, so, as per Netflix's suggestion, I just watched this really interesting movie called Atlas Shrugged: Part I. There will be spoilsies, so beware! It would really suck to watch this movie and already know all the twists and turns.

Awww, stinker!

He is well aware.

He is well aware.

What about this guy?

Oh yeah, Mr. Movie Guy? Well, get ready for this…

This sounds fun, and I could probably scrounge up a music list too.

spiders terrify me, as do deep water, heights, conservatives and effort

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus That's completely ridiculous and impractical. I'm actually knitting all 275 of them little hats and scarves right now.

I knew you'd like that!

They're kittens, or "kitpoos" as I call them in my saccharine way.

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus Boy, I hope it was a cordless saw. Otherwise, that's a real choking hazard.

As low as D. Think I'll hand out three of those, and a D+. I almost want to spite-grade one an F, but that is wrong for a couple of reasons.

The first thing you get when you Google her is not, surprisingly, suggestions for foot fetishists, but age and date of birth. Those cute internetters, assuring that their slavering lust is directed at someone who's at least legal!

Well, TILL you do, maybe you can help me HARVEST MY CORN CROP?

Oh, and if that doesn't work, then murder (obvs!).

Revenge ideas:

@avclub-16b30c64f09d2a66b1ff9c086efb9c45:disqus Now, now, you don't get off that easy. I'll always remember what my granddad told me: It takes three to tango in the odd dance of adolescent overshares, defensiveness, and vindictiveness.