I'll take the extreme discomfort for a couple of days over the survivor's guilt and ptsd. Besides, I always carry cinnamon altoids with me. Those will sustain me through my dark hours on the elevator.

It took me soooo long to find out…what you were referencing.

I'm not as benevolent as SBT! >:(

I can hear your gums receding from over here!

Also acceptable: the sundry adventures of this Buster Posey you fellows are always fawning over and Gertie the dinosaur.

AND HERE IS THE ERRANT 'S' FROM THE ABOVE COMMENT:

OH OK SO THIS IS THE LAST ACCEPTABLE BIAS IN AMERICA. THANKS, GUY

I shall be around later. And at least it's not an apple seed. Those mofos have cyanide!

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus That was a great line reading before he even said anything.

Everyone wants season 4. Hurrah!!!!

@avclub-7fd1d5cec910c61b1864a51eb7e18cbc:disqus @avclub-c946e17bc66919f774abb11d5949f71f:disqus

Until the monkey apocalypse? Until the supplementary banana shipment arrives? Until the screaming subsides?

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus Maybe it's the saltwater in my veins, or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain, or the applejack in my bloodstream, but that made me LOLOLOL.

Eric, WWKJD? (What would Ken Jeong do?) He would advise you to protect your eyes. Also, I am worried about any potential implications that your future is not so optimistic that it warrants the wearing of sunglasses.

What I take away from your dream is that you need to slavishly pursue your dream of building a Community museum despite the jeers and bemusement of those around you, Field of Dreams-style. And you need to fill it with animatronic Community actors who will eventually break free and wreak havoc on and possibly eat your…

No, you doofus, like this.

That's quite the load you guys are shooting there!

You completist, you!

Eh, I don't think the size of the girl makes the difference. You could weigh 90s lbs, you could 600 lbs; it's still eating most of your face. My resistance to them has worn down over the years.

Community S2
The Simpsons S4
The Secret Garden
The Royal Tenenbaums
North by Northwest