A nitpick — it's "I'm farting now." Would hate for you to misquote this seminal episode! ;)

And a million signed photos of LeVar Burton.

Awww, Christmas Vacation? That's so tender. It's one of my favorite movies, too.

I'd like to say to @The Narrator Returns that I know this scenario is cruel, but do NOT take the easy way out. You have a lot to live for even without all your Criterions. Criteria. Whatever, point is, just DON'T DO IT.

My sources tell me that Lauren German is a blonde actress on Chicago Fire who might fleetingly be mistaken for Gillian.

Auggghhh! Water sharks that are emotional ghosts are the scariest sharks.

There's a conspiracy here.

Hey, it's all a part of growing up.

According to Deadline, which first reported the news, the network was unhappy with the show's "creative direction."

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Not to get too personal, but were you dressed as a crazy pharaoh? 
Seriously, good luck.

Wait, what? Don't you guys have cookies in Australia? This just seems mean!

Does ingesting too much pool water short-circuit your brain, or what.

Sounds about right to me. I enjoy how, in @SomeoneAccidentallyTheUniverse:disqus 's universe (cool username, btw), there is no scenario in which objectivism and the Shruggalo movie are not roaring successes.

@EmElle:disqus I saw it. And you know what, I'm not surprised.

Yeah, tell that to the log you might have!

USA USA USA USA

Welp, we're corrupting Birdie.

I definitely don't know what any of you are talking about.