Weirdo. This is the face I am forced to superimpose over your phantom visage, by the way.

Nooo…it "doesn't"!

I can name three female directors offhand — Kathryn Bigelow, Sofia Coppola, and Mira Nair.

Eh, I don't think comedy really works like that.
That, however, was not one I would put in the "especially funny" column.

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus I'd only used portions of a habanero in my past batches, and while they were good, they only barely made me cry. I've decided I need a little more from my salsa. 
How about this recipe, you groovy hipster?

Efforts to sex up what should be pure and wonderful produce really depress me. Save this crap for the Carl's Jr.'s of the world.

Also, @avclub-ed77ffe538dae231e40fe0542e7b245a:disqus , so you're basically giving us herpes and then refusing us seconds because we have herpes? Well, that's just great.

@avclub-ed77ffe538dae231e40fe0542e7b245a:disqus Not to assign you more import than you merit, but seeing a notification that DISQUS. has replied to you is a little spine tingly-dingly.

Congrats! I will most likely never touch those times*, but can I brag too? I don't remember my exact times, but I did a 5k around 29.5 minutes in May and then my second at around 27 minutes this August.

Argle-bargle or foofaraw?

Man, all the fuck I did to edit this post was enter some line breaks. Fucking fuck you all over town, Disqus.

I hope it's a crazy beard.

@SBT - I haven't felt this alive since Keir Dullea's chin.

Mais oui! The package is just the icing on the cake, or the surprisingly large dong on the hipster.

Happy birthday, Stingo, you prodigy, you!

Aw, man, I think I'm the only one who likes Passion Pit for non-package-related reasons.

OH MY GOD I THINK WE SHOULD MEASURE PEOPLE IN APPLES TOO

"explosive burst of sociopathic energy"

Good point, @facebook-100004106659333:disqus . Your "tribe" has got the Koch brothers; ours, George Clooney. Playing field leveled!