Good point, @facebook-100004106659333:disqus . Your "tribe" has got the Koch brothers; ours, George Clooney. Playing field leveled!

Funniest, most beguiling, most impressive — it won all the superlatives last night!

Well, isn't that convenient.

Eh, it was alright.

I forgot to mention the most overt audience reaction experience I've had to date, which was the following. The year was 2011. The city was Madison, WI. A little movie called The Color Wheel was showing at the annual film festival. There came a moment towards the end of the movie where I learned what it sounds like…

But Birdie, all the porn actors are someone's second cousin.

I went to this commemorative showing of Singin' in the Rain a month or two ago and the whopping 15 or 20 of us who showed did offer up some applause at the end. It was slightly delayed, and only took hold after someone sheepishly mused aloud, "So should we clap?" Normally Minnesotans are too staid to offer any outward…

Or even to see the subtly-named Christian Revere wrench both Christmas and freedom from the crusty, amoral claws of the atheists who are ruining America.

I have these Roobles in my garden that I never harvested. I mean, radishes. Shit. I get the two mixed up.

Yes.

True that, Blicero. To date, nothing tangential or digital has allowed me to so effectively get my jollies. And I'll let you in on a little secret! There may or may not be a 50k+ word fanfic I wrote where I — I mean, this character I wrote — becomes Drew Peterson's sixth wife.

For a good time, watch this minute-long video of the most ridiculous moments from the Lifetime movie Untouchable the most stirring moments in all of cinematic history. (The slo-mo stripping comes in around a minute, for those who want to cut right to the chase!)

Now please strip in slow motion.

It's actually the last socially acceptable bias in America. Someone has to speak out!

It's actually the last socially acceptable bias in America. Someone has to speak out!

OK, as a woman I have some cred in this conversation, and I would like to say that I am on the OP's side. The only media that really resonates with me is that which depicts interpersonal relationships, feelings, etc.; the more tears, the better. Whatever else this film treats I am sure I have no stake in it, because…

OK, as a woman I have some cred in this conversation, and I would like to say that I am on the OP's side. The only media that really resonates with me is that which depicts interpersonal relationships, feelings, etc.; the more tears, the better. Whatever else this film treats I am sure I have no stake in it, because…

a mix of Berocca, sparkling wine and scotch

Silly! Lobsters don't care about lousy film adaptations of lousy novels. They care about excavating small tunnels, hiding from predators, molting, and eating worms and mussels and things.

Just enough!