Alright, Gramma Birdie.

I'm trying to decide whether I'm going to go see that or The Master tomorrow. Grrr, limited disposable income!!!!!!!!!

Jon just kept getting colder and colder.

….

I’m sure we’ve all got an issue balled up inside of us that would make us cry if we talked about it. You should ask your circlejerk friend if they've got something balled up inside of them, too.

OH MY GOD THE MASTER IS FINALLY PLAYING IN MY STUPID TOWN
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

I was told there would also be pony rides and dancing bears.

I will say that I have dropped my phone (Droid Incredible 2 by HTC) a few times and had it in my pocket as I did somewhat rigorous farmy things, and it has held up like a champ.

In the small bit of traveling I've done I have been mildly paranoid about that, but ultimately I have decided that hey, I'm not a total asshole. If someone hates Americans by proxy, I can at least try to be a decent ambassador, and if, in spite of my many charms, I am still disdained, then at least I tried.

Especially maples. Sexy, sexy maples.

Oh, man! Someday I hope I can sacrifice a squadron of brave space-laborers to capture me a hunk of that, all so I can wear the biggest, bloodiest diamond on my finger and wave it in the face of all those bitches from high school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would someone long for a time of more dyspeptic jackassery? There's the rest of the internet for that.

And me too. Community has hijacked higher learning.

I think I have a decent shot. I'm full of piss and vinegar. At first I was just full of vinegar.

NON-
SAR
CA
STIC
CLAPS

Should be. I hope to god you're right.

The lethargic Jonas wife seems so easily buffeted.

I don't…I mean…like, they show this stuff on TV. IF NOTHING ELSE, have these dumb girls never seen a Save the Children ad? This is not the incredulity of people physically confronting a poverty they were only distantly aware of and it's just wrinkling their brain to actually see it. It's like they had NO IDEA that not…

JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY

And that's why you always leave a note.