Goat yogurt from Trader Joes makes for a killer smoothie.

You can't dig into the nutella like you can with peanut butter that's for sure. For a PB&J or PB&Nutella, I go with 2/3-3/4 peanut butter and 1/3-1/4 jelly/nutella.

Nutella and chunky peanut butter (my personal favorite is Kirkland organic 2 packs) on toasted whole grain bread makes my eyes dialate from the euphoric taste.

If you have problems with coked up assholes, you have a problem with many, many musicians.

uber-tired? That's worse than the fiery Latin stereotype.

icky penis monster = herpes

call a divorce lawyer.

He drives an Audi A8 in Transporter, which is the only Statham vehicle worth mentioning.

He won't shake your hand if you make a better joke than him. Because he's an asshole.

The Fray
It should also be noted that the radio ads feature the Fray, which is one of the worst bands ever. I wonder if they'll make a movie called "romantic comedy with some drama". It will star Jennifer Aniston, Aaron Eckhart, Gerard Butler, Sandra Bullock and the soundtrack will be just the fray and snow patrol.

KFC: The best food product biochemists can engineer

If the vagina you're performing cunnilingus on tastes like sardines, that girl should go to a doctor and get some penicillin. And you should probably stop giving her head, she's sick.

@ Senator_Corleone:

Fight the good fight Arsenio. I think pavement sucks too. I saw Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks at Pitchfork or Lolla, I forgot which, and the river of hipster ejaculate that was spilled over the greatness of Stephen and Pavement was a gross GROSS overstatement.

Right you are, TomWaits. My favorite love making album is The Tipping Point by The Roots. Let's discuss.

@ teadoust: hopefully anything involving boners and willing, ready, and able vaginas is better than any interview or press release about a band reuniting. Hopefully you like sex more than interviews and press releases. If not, I guess it's just missionary for procreation for you.

Boners are awesome. Boners and vaginal secretions make sex what it is!

I"m 26 and couldn't care less.

boners.
People who dress like Rivers Cuomo are getting boners

@ Arsenio: I saw a sophomore in college at the time and also drinking and stoned. I was watching it with 8 other 19 or 20 year old guys who have a 6th sense for exposed nipple; we can sense it like a shark can smell a drop of blood in the water. None of us noticed. Not one. That leads me to believe the nipple…