8. The meatballs at Potbelly's are mostly soy.

I thought Bane killed batman back in the mid-90's?

AID. You guys came up with the AIDs that killed all our friends and family.

4 years.

When I saw Mastodon at the Riv in chicago on their Blood Mountain tour there were tons of hot, well dressed women. I think there must have been a positive write up in the Reader and they didn't know what they were getting into. When I saw them subsequent times, the amount of hot, non-goth women was much, much lower.

Isn't Devildriver fronted by some member of Coal Chamber? I have overwhelming skepticism about any member of Coal Chamber being capable of releasing anything other than a terrible mash up of Korn and Drowning Pool. Am I wrong?

Boris was fucking great both times I saw them. I guess that makes me a tasteless rube. I'll have to check out these other "concerts" you speak of. Then maybe I'll be able to engage in intellegent discourse with you about how the great unwashed knuckle-draggers like bad music, and I, superior to them in every…

Plastic is usually poured into a mold rather than hewn. Hewn implies it requires some craftsmanship, where she was just liquified and poued into a busty, unfortunately assless frame.

Because there are worse movies being made and out that feature far less semi-nude hot women. It won't be a good movie, but at least you can mute it when its on TV and enjoy the show.

Dayman!

I know Sun 0))) isn't a joke because Kim Thayil played with them, and if anyone is legit, it's Kim Fucking Thayil. However, Sun 0))) sucks. Slow doom is enjoyable (ie Zoroaster) but the unbearably slow beats and all the regalia that's involved (horn section, robes) make me bored and dissatisfied. Unless they bring…

A, Anywhere.

A rim job is just a kiss on the cheek.

If you're using surface area, volume and weight as the only boob metric, Kevin James beats everyone except Aretha Franklin.

I find Katy Perry to be totally unattractive. Her face fits her frog voice and a pushup bra isn't doing much to help her. That makes her even more loathesome. If she were an Adrianna Lima calibre fox, I could forgive a lot, but plain looks, grating personality and terrible songs make her worse than the average Teen…

the other point of the internet is posting things without thoroughly proofreading them.

I wouldn't consider what those actions as morally ambiguous. I know there are tons of people who have done strange, wrong, or morally ambiguous things in their life; it's just having it so in your face and so one-sidedly wrong is a bit hard to swallow. Much like Jerry Lee Lewis with his 15 year old first cousin,…

No, he means me.

Not to mention he did have a child with Mia Farrow, and therefore he was banging his kid's sister and taking nude photos of her while still in a relationship with the girl's mother. Great guy.

Oh you're right. Allow me to correct myself. He dumped his girlfriend, with which he did not cohabitate, for her underage daughter. That's not morally reprehensible anymore. Please excuse my inaccurate judgment.