I had sex with his wife!

I CAN'T STOP BURNING MY PITA COMPULSIVELY WHILE THINKING ABOUT MINDY KALING!

However, perfectly acceptable for date..

Allow me to explain.

Mmmmmm. Black Anus.

Anti-chain snobbery? WTF?

I like EDM. Really like it. This, however, is shite. EDS, if you will.

ELAINE: I got a card, and they stamp it every time I buy a sub. 24 stamps, and I become a submarine (makes a gesture) captain.

No.

AV CLUB

I've gotcher Pecan Log right here.

Ha ha. You've never been drunk.

BONG!

Yes, a corporate lunch at Olive Garden. If you work at Fucked Up Corp.

:: rallies round the family with a pocket full of shells ::

I would rather have the ten-pound tin of Stouffer's Lasagna.

Red Lobster: for people who cannot define "ocean."

I told you Mendy's had the best soup. The best, Jerry!

Tusk!

True story: I knew a guy who was a "cook" at the Olive Garden. His chef's toolkit consisted of a box cutter. You know the food is fresh when it comes in on an eighteen-wheeler.