Taste of this show. Needs more Franch.

Franch Erection.

FUCK YOU THE AMERICANS

"Does anyone remember where we parked?"

What about the assholes in the new commentariat that respect, love, admire, his modern day lynching of "Bitter Fruit"? Fuck Kanye and the horses who buy his records. or downloads. or whatever

Kim K reads post about herself
Instagrams photo of her big ass
Kanye tweets on my way home babe

Jesus. You need to get a life. Or a job at the BBB.

Racist.

Dangerous is getting oral surgery by a racing drag queen.

He is a nice LATE PERSON.

Well, Jerry, the Amazon is Japanese. I mean, that TV you
watch, that sushi you eat, I mean, even that kimono you wear. Where to
you think all that money goes, hmm?

Um, because it is utopic? Therefore un-workable once you factor in human beings?

Charlie! They took my thumb!

Grammar police:

"Guaranteed to keep pachyderms off your lawn!"

Not according to Dick Cheney. And I emphasize the "Dick."

Hobbes was a dick.

Obamatown, Kenya amirite

Ha ha. Your town had an antique mall.

Your mom's?