I'M GLAD YOUR BABY AIN'T BORN, AND I HOPE IT STAYS IN HEAVEN

Exactly, trophies for everyone=the total pussification of America. Nowadays the temple guards would just take you to a safe space to protect you from Olmec MICRO AGGRESSION

You shouldn't believe anything by default, regardless of the situation. Everyone's claims should be shown skepticism and doubt, but a fair amount based on evidence. Unless you see something happen with your own eyes, you always need to harbor the idea that something else might have happened, or that the situation is…

NO JUSTICE FOR YOU!

I'm all in as long as they can still come up with a reasonable, organic in-world way to get the blonde chick, and possibly the sister, to dump 'em out by season's end. also, it's been a while since there was a shroom freakout at a burner party, that could be a good way of reminding people what happened earlier, and…

I COULD PICK NATALIE OUT OF A WHOLE DUNGEON OF FARTING PRINCESSES BLINDFOLDED

Has the AVclub turned into ObviouslyWrongHeadlines.com? The Wire was great, transcendent even, a great time capsule of the Bush era, but lets not kid ourselves that Season 12 or 13 would be worth watching when it was already losing steam by #5

Yea but saying their jimmies getting rustled makes you more excited or whatever is a real bad position to take. If it turns out bad (and I'm 99% sure it will) it makes you look dumb

Yea I'm gonna take a wild guess and say the unruly sexists or whatever are totally correct about what a horrible idea Lady Ghostbusters is

And who can forget his turn as piss or possibly semensipping clod "Stifler" in 2000s American pie

Unlike legal consensual sex having, which does require excluding the penetrating of a 13 year old you have given drugs to

Now I know it looked kinda ragged, but homeboy def. needs that beard back + a different pair of glasses. Right now he lookin like that middle school librarian named Opal that saw you had Skittles and you were being extra quiet minding your own damn business and she still said you were breaking the rules and…

Quite frankly I don't think dance plagiarism should be tolerated in any form. Would we stand for oh, say, owl city combining the chicken dance, the electric slide and the macarena into a new single?? Then why do we let silentø take the stanky leg, crank dat, etc?!?

I've never seen either category of videos but I feel like they're still better than epic battles in rapping history

Too many people kept asking to review UYD (the best podcast) but it has too many problematic stories and phrases that make Buzzfeed readers get microaggressions. So now you select your favorite from a carefully curated garden of pre approved Nerdist/MaxFun/NPR political correctness

Some people love reading The Fountainhead as well. Doesn't mean anyone has to have respect for people actively making the world a worse place to live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Coates blames all white people ever.

Yea, I was gonna say, I think his campaign was full of earnest humanity, about how a certain type of personality (common in Mormons) can't bend itself into the "presidential feeling" schema required to succeed in our national media. He was as stumbly-wumbly over his words as GW Bush was, but because of his history, it…

Rectify's all the better for running counter to the things that happen in TV today. When you think someone's gonna be retributive, they forgive. When you think you know someone is a total jerk, you feel for them. People can have experiences with drugs without them being all joyful and without becoming consuming…

This is just being disingenuous, everyone knows situations that constitute "PC gone mad" and aren't just matters of appropriate etiquette.