no one's saying all old people shouldn't kill themselves

Cool Scharpling got a TV show developed… does this mean he can finally stop being a douche to Tompkins and moping over not finding success in the TV business?

Unless their face is so grotesquely unfortunately misshapen that it's not possible for them to contort it's form into anything sexy (see: Kate Micucci)

Sponsored content, same thing that's killing the Atlantic, etc. https://twitter.com/scott_t…

The Simpsons is a terrible representative of 20th Century history and culture. It nails post-Watergate post-Derrida cynicism/deconstruction, but that's only a quarter of the century at best. World War I (i.e. the defining most important thing to happen) is barely touched on, and anyone learning about World War II/the…

cartridge family was amusing, lisa's sax was touching, the rest of those were not great. city of NY vs. homer is infamously bad and a breaking point where tons of people realized the show was going downhill, joy of sect was terrible (na na na na na na na na leader was cringe inducing) and lisa the simpson was annoying…

both of those episodes were terrible

season 9 had a few, season 10+11 just sucked

I wonder if any of the soulless stooges that jumped on the opportunities to cross-promote any franchise that remotely appealed to kids with Michael Jackson ever feels bad that their pursuit of the almighty dollar helped create the perfect Willy Wonka aura that enabled Jacko to molest like a zillion kids

Just to cite Lee's letter…

You want Jesse Jackson's head on a silver platter/but you bought me a beer so that just don't matter/Blacks didn't have a place in the American dream/But maybe Malcolm X said it a little too mean/You helped me pour a yard of cement/Who even care if you wanna punch the president

yea lady gaga had us all use our flash on tyhe mosnter ball tour to drive away the fame monster, it was super fun and cool

summaryt of carrie diaries: the carrie diarrhea's

It's too bad there isn't really some guy like that out there mopping up the scum, say what you will about tyler durdin but he never got ronald reagan shot

thanks. with margaret thatcher dead i now have no way of getting rid of this erection

http://www.dancarlin.com/di…
you might be surprised. some dudes make hours at a time disappear down a wormhole

Actually, it was dumb in the theater on the first viewing too. Before I even thought about any of the theory about what the black oil means or the life cycle of an improbably created alien there was surface level bullshit that killed it on first viewing: a self-Caesarian you can walk away from immediately after?…

no one disagrees though its a pointless article

maybe, if by glamorously beautiful you mean weirdest and most comical looking uggo since Rachel Dratch but without huge tits to make up for it… (¬_¬)

RIDE THE COCK UNTIL YOU HIT THE SPOT